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How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
13 consistng entirely of man-woman working couples

How many Rad fems does it take?
7: one to do it, 2 to organize the creche and 4 to debate the meaning of the word unscrew

How man Crowleyites does it take?
They can't. Uncle Aleister didn't leave any instructions.

How many Chaos magicians does it take?
They don't need to--they are used to working in the dark.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, one not to change it.

How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The universe changes the light bulb and the Zen Master gets the hell out of the way!

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb?
1. I can't say. It's oathbound.
2. I can't tell you--you're not a third-circle initiate!

How many Alexandrians does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Same number as Gardnerians.
2. What do the Gardnerians do?

How many Dianic women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and that's not funny!

How many Solitaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares!

How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change.

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
1. None... they call the electrician who's also pagan and keeps the money in their community.
2. None -- if a candle was good enough for Gramma it's good enough for me!

How may light bulbs does it take to change a Gardnerian?
None, they can do it all by themselves, thank you very much!!

How many Asatruar does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, thank you.

How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.

How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin.

How many ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One; he stands still with the bulb, and the universe revolves around him.

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.

How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Crowley never wrote a book about it.

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