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Bare Bones Third Degree Elevation

Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements

1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.

2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.

3. Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for the test?"

4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"

5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn out.

6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.

7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.

8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.

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