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Some of these jokes have been found on the Internet over the years. Others have been written by members of The Cauldron: A Pagan Forum.

Warning: Some of these jokes are not politically correct and may be considered offensive by some, but they sure are funny.

• Are You a TechnoPagan?
• Astral Advertising: A Modern Occult Menace?
• Bare Bones Third Degree Elevation
• Battle Hymn Of The Eristocracy
• Be An Expert On The New Age in Five Minutes
• Bill Gates's Book On Wicca
• The Caffeinated Cross
• The Candles Are Blowin' Out Again
• Chaos is the Next Big Thing
• The Charge of the Beeotch
• The Charge of the Credit Card Goddess
• The Charge of the Gawdess
• The Charge of The Phone Goddess
• Circle Etiquette
• The Difference Between a Spell Checker and a Spelling Checker
• Discordian Zen
• The Eve of Midwinter
• Evocation of the Pizza Delivery Lad
• Flying Spell
• Football: Christians vs Pagans
• Football as a Fertility Rite
• The Guide to Quick Witchcraft
• Helpful Hints For A Nearly Extinct Species
• How to Become A Witch in Nine Easy Lessons
• How to Recognize 'Humour'
• How Neo-Pagan Authors Might Handle the Chicken and the Road Question
• Keeping Summoned Beings as Pets is a Bad Idea
• Lady Pixie Moondrip's Guide to Craft Names
• The Lair Of Great C'thulu
• The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole
• The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Line Segment
• The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Mother-In-Law
• The Lesser Known Gods And Demi-Gods Of Greece
• A Letter From A Third Grade Teacher Sent Home To Pagan Parents
• Liber Assimilate Al
• Lord of the Ants
• Mail Order Witchcraft
• Martha Stewart's Necromancy
• McWicca
• New to Magick and Paganism
• Pagan Lightbulb Jokes
• Pagans to Join Faith-based Initiative
• Redneck Astrological Signs
• Redneck Charge of the Goddess
• Sam Hain
• Safe Witch Kit
• The Secret Behind the Necronomicon
• Slacker Wicca: A Short FAQ
• Southern Astrological Signs
• The SPAM Operation
• The Speshul World of Wytches and Majyc
• Star Trek Guide to Neo-Paganism
• Tarot for the Computer Age
• Tarot for Recovering Pagan Fanatics
• The Thong Of Thor
• Tips for Evil Cult Members
• Top Ten Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Pagans
• Top Ten Reasons Why Athame Handles are Black
• Types of Pagans
• The Valkyrie Song
• White Light Coven Application
• Why Did the Neo-Pagan Chicken Cross the Road?
• The Wiccan Redact
• The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song
• The Wombat Laws
• You Finally Know You are a Witch When...
• You Know You're a Chaote When...
• You Know Your Coven's Getting Older When...
• You May Be a Yuppie Pagan If...
• You Might be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If...
• Yulie and the Origin of Yule

Off-Site Humor

Cthulhu Tract

A parody of a Jack Chick tract. Learn why you should serve the Elder Gods.

Dead to Rights Parody

A parody of a Jack Chick tract. Jack Chick is killed in a car accident and meets his maker.

Joke Portal

A collection of jokes and cartoons, some religious.