The Rapture. And I missed it

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[Blackdragon]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

[Dark Midnight]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.

I must have lost the notes I put in my diary-oh well, maybe I'll remember next time... 

[RandallS]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

They haven't updated this in a while, have they?

7. President George W. Bush has announced that there will be a peace treaty dividing up Jerusalem before his term expires in early 2009.  The bible predicts that the 7-year tribulation will begin in conjunction with the signing of a 7-year peace treaty.  All of these factors and the ones listed below are coming together simultaneously to produce the “perfect storm” of the 7-year tribulation starting by FALL 2009.

I don't remember this peace treaty happening at all. And the Bush II presidency has been over for months.

[kodak01]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

Great gord! My eyes 

Isn't one of the signs of the Apocalypse bad web design? 

[Owl]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

ROTFL!!!!!  That's great!

btw - can't these people ever find someone to do a good job on their websites?  This looks very outdated.

[Devo]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

I always love when people say the end of times is happening. Geez...
So did anyone look at the videos? I didn't cuz I'm at work, but I was wondering what hoobly-ha is in those.
-Devo

[Lizard]

btw - can't these people ever find someone to do a good job on their websites?  This looks very outdated.

But all the bright colors help me know what is important to read!    And apparently it is all very important!

I tried to read all the way through it, and got thoroughly confused as to what date (with year) they are proposing the actual rapture will happen.  I mean, I want to know so I can say good-bye to my good Christian friends.  Come to think of it, I wonder if they know about this...?

[Spectacular Views]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

haha oh man, there should be a "may cause stroke" warning on the site because of all the different colors.

[Perzephone]

I tried to read all the way through it, and got thoroughly confused as to what date (with year) they are proposing the actual rapture will happen.  I mean, I want to know so I can say good-bye to my good Christian friends.  Come to think of it, I wonder if they know about this...?

I think their math is off. They say 'the beginning of the 7-year tribulations will begin in Fall of 2009, with the Rapture itself happening in 2015.

I think that's only 6 years.

[kodak01]

I think their math is off. They say 'the beginning of the 7-year tribulations will begin in Fall of 2009, with the Rapture itself happening in 2015.

I think that's only 6 years.

From what I remember of youth group (10+years ago), there are three thoughts on when the rapture will take place, 1) before the 7 year tribulation. The rapture is actually what triggers the tribulation period. 2) The rapture will take place at the half way mark (3 1/5 years) before the 'bad' stuff happens or 3) after the whole 7-years of the tribulation has passed.

[Melamphoros]

From what I remember of youth group (10+years ago), there are three thoughts on when the rapture will take place, 1) before the 7 year tribulation. The rapture is actually what triggers the tribulation period. 2) The rapture will take place at the half way mark (3 1/5 years) before the 'bad' stuff happens or 3) after the whole 7-years of the tribulation has passed.

I guess the reason they can't figure it out is because the Rapture does not appear anywhere in Revelation?

[Browen]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

Wow, what to say. Well, I see a few problems with this whole theory thing they have? I thought the world was going to end in 2012 not 2015. (much sarcasm) These people need to find a life. I suppose they are entitled to their beliefs, every one is.  However, it would be scary if some of this stuff actually happened. Think about it, it's predicting the stock market to crash in October. We're fast approaching October. But, it crashed once before and the world didn't end. Oh well, crazy stuff. Gave me a good laugh though. Thanks for that.

[Dark Midnight]

Wow, what to say. Well, I see a few problems with this whole theory thing they have? I thought the world was going to end in 2012 not 2015. (much sarcasm) These people need to find a life. I suppose they are entitled to their beliefs, every one is.  However, it would be scary if some of this stuff actually happened. Think about it, it's predicting the stock market to crash in October. We're fast approaching October. But, it crashed once before and the world didn't end. Oh well, crazy stuff. Gave me a good laugh though. Thanks for that.

Well, don't forget that the world was supposed to be swallowed earlier this year by the black hole that the Collider was meant to create...

[kodak01]

Well, don't forget that the world was supposed to be swallowed earlier this year by the black hole that the Collider was meant to create...

That reminds me of my favorite hadron collider website:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

[Thorn]

Damn I know there was something I was supposed to do today. I really need to write these things down.


http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

Reminds me of the Official Best Bumper Sticker EVER^TM:  "In case of rapture, can I have your stuff?"

Wait - Phoenix is going to get nuked?  Well, damn.  It's already hot and flat, I suppose glowing might just be an improvement.
Still, I'd better hope that move to Vancouver pans out.  And soon, apparently.

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