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« Topic Start: January 07, 2010, 10:11:29 pm »

This is a joke I found online with a few added by me for the benefit of us pagans. I realize some of these aren't even religions, but it is someone else's mistake and c'est la vie.

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Hari Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!

Atheism: No shit.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit.

Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Wicca: You can make shit happen, but it will come back three times as bad.

Recon Paganism: We prefer really old shit.

Generic Paganism: Shit happens, but it is worse if it is mainstream.

Polytheism: We say there are multiple shitters.

Pantheism: Its all shit.


Please feel free to add if you have any good ones!


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« Reply #1: January 08, 2010, 04:49:53 pm »

This is a joke I found online with a few added by me for the benefit of us pagans. I realize some of these aren't even religions, but it is someone else's mistake and c'est la vie.
I used to have this on a t-shirt.  It was my favoritest! 

I love the Atheists and the Rastafarians.

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« Reply #2: January 08, 2010, 08:47:39 pm »

I used to have this on a t-shirt.  It was my favoritest! 

I love the Atheists and the Rastafarians.

I love Judaism!
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« Reply #3: January 11, 2010, 06:33:03 pm »

I used to have this on a t-shirt.  It was my favoritest! 

I love the Atheists and the Rastafarians.



Hahaha, awesome! I want that shirt! Lol.

Yea, those are some of my favorites.
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« Reply #4: January 11, 2010, 06:33:46 pm »

I love Judaism!

Hahaha! That was possibly my very favorite one. I lol'd for five minutes when I read that. (I'm easily entertained I guess.)
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« Reply #5: January 11, 2010, 09:06:31 pm »

Hahaha! That was possibly my very favorite one. I lol'd for five minutes when I read that. (I'm easily entertained I guess.)

Bah. That just means that it takes very little to keep you happy.  Cheesy
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« Reply #6: January 28, 2010, 01:35:32 am »

Bah. That just means that it takes very little to keep you happy.  Cheesy

Haha, perhaps!
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« Reply #7: March 05, 2010, 10:19:45 pm »


Not religious as much as magic tradition, but kitchen witches make our own shit.  Wink
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« Reply #8: March 06, 2010, 02:56:11 pm »

Not religious as much as magic tradition, but kitchen witches make our own shit.  Wink

Ha, ha, ha.
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