Soy milk makes you Gay!

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[Morag]

I swear, everything can make you gay or give you cancer.

Or both!   

[WickedWit]

Or both!   

Oh my gods, cancer causes the gay!   

[Dark Midnight]

Oh my gods, cancer causes the gay!   

What doesn't cause the gay?!

[mandrina]

What doesn't cause the gay?!

Biblereading, hunting, cage fighting, BBQ'ing large hunks of meat, drinking cheap american beer, football, etc

[EverFool]

Biblereading, hunting, cage fighting, BBQ'ing large hunks of meat, drinking cheap american beer, football, etc

The trick really is for men to spend lots of time with other men getting hot and sweaty.*


*I know that doesn't quite cover all of your examples.  I request leeway.

[GabrielWithoutWings]

Biblereading, hunting, cage fighting, BBQ'ing large hunks of meat, drinking cheap american beer, football, etc

You forgot strangling mooses with your bare hands and dragging them home...

You know.  Show 'em you're an alpha male.

[treekisser]

The trick really is for men to spend lots of time with other men getting hot and sweaty.*


*I know that doesn't quite cover all of your examples.  I request leeway.

I dunno, reading the Bible always makes me sweat. 

[tinapo85]

Biblereading, hunting, cage fighting, BBQ'ing large hunks of meat, drinking cheap american beer, football, etc

No you can still catch the gay if you do those things, but you will be more likely to hide the fact that you have the gay, and will therefore give the gay to more people.

[Owl]

No you can still catch the gay if you do those things, but you will be more likely to hide the fact that you have the gay, and will therefore give the gay to more people.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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