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« Reply #975: October 16, 2010, 04:21:54 pm »

A: Oh yes, absolutely!  Dysentery is the only way to go!

Q: So I Want to Be A Hero.  Should I be a thief, a warrior, or a mage?  Which one gives me the best chance of surviving an Antwerp attack?


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« Reply #976: October 16, 2010, 04:50:14 pm »

A: You do not want to be a hero.  You will be reduced to being a shallow Mary-Sue who goes around like an idiot saving other idiots.  What you want to do is stay at home and watch a whole bunch of TV.

Q: I just convinced the would-be hero to stay at home.  Where can I find the last remaining parts for my death ray?

A: The rest of the parts for the death ray are in Baba Yaga's hut.  It is standing too high on its bird legs for you to reach.

Q: Who knows how to make the hut lower itself?
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« Reply #977: October 16, 2010, 04:59:01 pm »

A: The rest of the parts for the death ray are in Baba Yaga's hut.  It is standing too high on its bird legs for you to reach.

Q: Who knows how to make the hut lower itself?

A. The skull in the doorway.

Q. How do I get the skull to help me?
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« Reply #978: October 16, 2010, 06:49:11 pm »

Q. How do I get the skull to help me?

A).  Fill it with brains. 

Q).  Why does this thread always seem to return to the subject of brains and/or porn and/or taking over the world?
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« Reply #979: October 16, 2010, 06:50:55 pm »

Thankee, sai! -bows-

Well, *now* I'm really starting to like you.

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« Reply #980: October 16, 2010, 07:28:20 pm »

A).  Fill it with brains. 

Q).  Why does this thread always seem to return to the subject of brains and/or porn and/or taking over the world?

A: Because this is The Cauldron.  It's practically a requirement for members to be morbid/perverted/have some form of megalomania or have an unholy combination of all three.

Q: Are people who are not morbid/perverted/have some form of megalomania or have an unholy combination of all three welcome here?
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« Reply #981: October 16, 2010, 10:51:52 pm »

A: Because this is The Cauldron.  It's practically a requirement for members to be morbid/perverted/have some form of megalomania or have an unholy combination of all three.

Q: Are people who are not morbid/perverted/have some form of megalomania or have an unholy combination of all three welcome here?

A: No. They stop posting quickly enough.

Q: Shouldn't we force people to fill out a survey before they try to sign up? That way, we could reject the people who aren't weird enough for our tastes.
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« Reply #982: October 16, 2010, 10:59:41 pm »

A: No. They stop posting quickly enough.

Q: Shouldn't we force people to fill out a survey before they try to sign up? That way, we could reject the people who aren't weird enough for our tastes.

A: Now, now, that is hardly fair.  Randall has to sleep sometime.

Q: There showing an actual corpse on a History Channel program I'm watching (for reals), how can I make that corpse go from the TV screen to the room I'm in?
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« Reply #983: October 16, 2010, 11:06:05 pm »

A: Now, now, that is hardly fair.  Randall has to sleep sometime.

Q: There showing an actual corpse on a History Channel program I'm watching (for reals), how can I make that corpse go from the TV screen to the room I'm in?

A: Pray. To Satan.

Q: Stop weird guy wants me to remove a body from the TV and put it in his room. Doesn't he realize that I have souls to corrupt?
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« Reply #984: October 16, 2010, 11:12:13 pm »

A: Pray. To Satan.

Q: Stop weird guy wants me to remove a body from the TV and put it in his room. Doesn't he realize that I have souls to corrupt?

A: No, because he IS YOU!

Q: When did Satan become senile?
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« Reply #985: October 17, 2010, 02:30:44 am »

Q: When did Satan become senile?

A:  Huh?  Where am I and what the hell is this thread about?  Can't seem to remember a damned thing these days...

Q:  Is there anybody on this thread who *isn't* going to claim to be Satan?
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« Reply #986: October 17, 2010, 07:53:03 am »

A:  Huh?  Where am I and what the hell is this thread about?  Can't seem to remember a damned thing these days...

Q:  Is there anybody on this thread who *isn't* going to claim to be Satan?

A: Uh, duh? No?

Q: Do you think Satan appreciates the epithet, Lord of the Flies?
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« Reply #987: October 17, 2010, 10:29:52 am »

A: Uh, duh? No?

Q: Do you think Satan appreciates the epithet, Lord of the Flies?

Yes, but we've always gotten which *fly* wrong .... Wink

Q. I'm hardly megalomaniac at all, but I'm seriously demented.  Is that good enough to be a member here? Cheesy
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« Reply #988: October 17, 2010, 11:39:26 am »

Yes, but we've always gotten which *fly* wrong .... Wink

Q. I'm hardly megalomaniac at all, but I'm seriously demented.  Is that good enough to be a member here? Cheesy

A: Shadow, I think you start the level by which we judge our future members.

Q: Is that a compliment?
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« Reply #989: October 17, 2010, 12:22:03 pm »

A: Shadow, I think you start the level by which we judge our future members.

Q: Is that a compliment?

A. No, but I'll take it as one. Cheesy

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