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Author Topic: Help! The Porn Bot is trying to take off my pants!  (Read 7275 times)
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« Topic Start: June 23, 2010, 08:36:17 pm »

So this girl adds me as a yahoo contact. I think nothing of it until she actually IM's me. Well, technically its not her, just the bot she runs to get clients. I figured some people here would appreciate it. Update- Apparently there is no person, only teh bot. Oh well, its funny anyway. Just so you know, Me is me ^_^

Some links were changed to protect the skanky.

kelsipanakos is Available - http://tinyurl.com/SpamsSpace
kelsipanakos :

sick of boys looking for a real man
Me:

Can't help you here, I have a vagina not a penis
kelsipanakos :

Hello there.. My name is Gina.. Got ur ID through Yahoo Directory
Me:

Hi
kelsipanakos :

I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Me:

hmmm.... judging from the website your tinyurl goes to, I'm assuming you do some sort of teast-show? I apologize if I am incorrect
kelsipanakos :

Nice Im 24 years old i'm going to school in California.. Can i ask you a question?
Me:

I think this is a bot program....
kelsipanakos :

Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
Me:

hetero chick here, i have my own thanks
kelsipanakos :

so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?
Me:

I will anally rape your dog
kelsipanakos :

ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected
Me:

and your cat
kelsipanakos :

ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..
Me:

and quite possibly your goldfish
kelsipanakos :

lol ok goto http://tinyurl.com/SpamsSpace and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.
Me:

Never! Never I say!
kelsipanakos :

Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Me:

I hope you get cyber AIDS
kelsipanakos :

fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
Me:

and cyber syphilis
kelsipanakos :

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Me:

aaaaaaand a big helping of kilobyte krabs
kelsipanakos :

I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register
Me:

Why on earth would I want to see you? O.o Unless you happen to be Johnny Depp, in which case you better dress up
kelsipanakos :

Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Me:

Ye gods, this bot is a red-assed baboon!
kelsipanakos :

I have another site you can try to get in... Its http://shortlinks.co.uk/SPAAAAAAAMPOOOOORN just click the accept button on the page baby! before time runs out
Me:

That's a cute webcam. I'm surprised it doesn't double as a dildo
kelsipanakos :

Hurry baby I can only give out one of those links per Day. My Boss doesn't like me doing to many free shows...
Me:

Boss? You mean you are doing this for profit? O.O And you look like THAT?!
kelsipanakos :

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
Me:

You seem to be ignoring my complete lack of a penis. *checks crotch* Yep, still no external giblets
kelsipanakos :

k
Me:

Oh, do I have a real person now? or did the bot program run out?
kelsipanakos :

http://tinyurl.com/SpamsSpace
Me:

nerf?
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« Reply #1: June 23, 2010, 08:44:43 pm »

kelsipanakos is Available - http://tinyurl.com/SpamsSpace

While I do like your post and appreciate it (especially after the day I had).....those are not the ACTUAL links, are they?  'Cause I'm afraid to click them and see for myself.
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« Reply #2: June 23, 2010, 08:48:52 pm »

While I do like your post and appreciate it (especially after the day I had).....those are not the ACTUAL links, are they?  'Cause I'm afraid to click them and see for myself.
The spamssapace one directs to a WTF screen, and the other goes to trains, I think. Should be safe for work, home, and goldfish.  Grin
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« Reply #3: June 23, 2010, 09:02:05 pm »

The spamssapace one directs to a WTF screen, and the other goes to trains, I think. Should be safe for work, home, and goldfish.  Grin

Oh yes, you must always think about the goldfish and their anal chastity Cheesy
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« Reply #4: June 23, 2010, 09:07:57 pm »

Oh yes, you must always think about the goldfish and their anal chastity Cheesy

Why mommy? Why did they touch the bad places?
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« Reply #5: June 23, 2010, 11:30:11 pm »

Oh yes, you must always think about the goldfish and their anal chastity Cheesy

God, if this forum ever needed a fundraiser, all you'd have to do is print a bunch of random comments (like the one quoted), stick them on t-shirts, and prepare to be rich.
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« Reply #6: June 24, 2010, 12:52:13 am »

God, if this forum ever needed a fundraiser, all you'd have to do is print a bunch of random comments (like the one quoted), stick them on t-shirts, and prepare to be rich.

I have a T-shirt idea that only needs a picture of the venus of Willendorf >.>
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« Reply #7: June 24, 2010, 12:55:22 am »


Why mommy? Why did they touch the bad places?

Ya know, you'd think after reading the pagan advice thread I'd know better than to read with a mouth full of water........
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« Reply #8: June 24, 2010, 12:57:16 am »

Ya know, you'd think after reading the pagan advice thread I'd know better than to read with a mouth full of water........

Finally! I have made someone do that! *does the victory dance*  Grin
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« Reply #9: June 24, 2010, 04:32:23 am »


Hah! Awesome.  Cheesy
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« Reply #10: June 28, 2010, 12:32:36 pm »


LOL KILOBYTE KRABS. I really should know better than to drink while reading.
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« Reply #11: June 28, 2010, 12:48:33 pm »

LOL KILOBYTE KRABS. I really should know better than to drink while reading.

You really should by now!
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Why mommy? Why did they touch the bad places?

Ow, my diaphram...laughing...too hard.
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« Reply #13: June 29, 2010, 12:54:59 am »

Ow, my diaphram...laughing...too hard.

 Grin *whistles innocently*
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« Reply #14: February 08, 2011, 05:53:40 pm »

I hope you get cyber AIDS

Cyber Gonoherpesyphilaids!
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