Giant whale-eating whale discovered

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[Melamphoros]

I figure this is inevitable, so I'll start:

*howls with laughter*

 

[WarHorse]

I figure this is inevitable, so I'll start:

<snip>

Brina

Brina!!!  This is a Very Serious Discussion!

[yewberry]

Brina!!!  This is a Very Serious Discussion!

Forgive me.  I've had a Very Serious Week and needed to blow off (get it...whales?) some steam. 

Brina

[Ellen M.]

Forgive me.  I've had a Very Serious Week and needed to blow off (get it...whales?) some steam. 

Brina

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... and hit a box of kittens on the way down. Way to go, Brina. Way to go.

[Melamphoros]

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... and hit a box of kittens on the way down.

.....Only to finally crash land on the head of a hiking clown.

I think all of you are taking the obvious humor involved with this topic a bit too seriously.  I personally am having a whale of a time.

[Ellen M.]

.....Only to finally crash land on the head of a hiking clown.

I think all of you are taking the obvious humor involved with this topic a bit too seriously.  I personally am having a whale of a time.

Okay, that made Baby Jesus cry.

[Melamphoros]

Okay, that made Baby Jesus cry.

I didn't mean to.  I guess it was just a fluke.

[SunflowerP]

I didn't mean to.  I guess it was just a fluke.

<gigglesnort>

<is wisely not drinking while reading>

Sunflower

[yewberry]

I didn't mean to.  I guess it was just a fluke.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Brina

[ThtreLady]

I figure this is inevitable, so I'll start:

Brina

*snicker* *giggle*

[Finn]

I didn't mean to.  I guess it was just a fluke.

You're always spouting nonsense.

[Melamphoros]

You're always spouting nonsense.

Quit your blubbering.

[yewberry]

Quit your blubbering.

These jokes make me want to krill myself.

Brina

[Melamphoros]

These jokes make me want to krill myself.

Why?  Can't take the harpooning?

[WarHorse]

Why?  Can't take the harpooning?

I'm drowning in wordplay!

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