Hmm, judging by how "well" you did spamming us...I don't think there is enough people here to get you the luck you will need on an "evil" "intolerant" Christian board.
The thing that always cracks me up is these people are so convinced their message is so good and so unique that they don't realize that unsolicited messages like this are no different than the spam they get in their inbox offering to increase the length of their penis.
One of these days I'm going to edit some message and say that in my first post to them. The second post will be a SPAM recipe.