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« Reply #870: April 29, 2011, 10:05:32 pm »

Depends on its ethnicity.  If Asian, go directly for a sweet and sour glaze.  American?  Hell, just throw some ketchup on it and call it good.

Should I make a hot dog/sausage from all my leftover vegan parts?

Yes, just be sure to let it air out to get the gasses out first.

Just saw some wierd sausage in the supermarket labled tasty vegans, should i give it a try?
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« Reply #871: April 29, 2011, 10:07:42 pm »

Yes, just be sure to let it air out to get the gasses out first.

Just saw some wierd sausage in the supermarket labled tasty vegans, should i give it a try?

Sure!

What's the worse that can happen?
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« Reply #872: April 29, 2011, 10:09:06 pm »

Sure!

What's the worse that can happen?

Lets just hope they left the mutinagenics out of it this time.

Just ate the sausage and am feeling kinda weird, should i see a doctor?
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« Reply #873: May 01, 2011, 07:57:28 pm »

Lets just hope they left the mutinagenics out of it this time.

Just ate the sausage and am feeling kinda weird, should i see a doctor?

No, now that you have eaten a vegan you must shun all western doctors and medicines.

Some "shaman" out in Times Square gave me a cup of tea that is supposed to make me feel better. Should I go ahead and drink it?
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« Reply #874: May 03, 2011, 06:48:18 pm »

No, now that you have eaten a vegan you must shun all western doctors and medicines.

Some "shaman" out in Times Square gave me a cup of tea that is supposed to make me feel better. Should I go ahead and drink it?

Baste the shaman in it and then eat him.  Cheesy

Now that I've done that, what do I do with the extra tea that I have left over?
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« Reply #875: May 03, 2011, 10:27:38 pm »

Baste the shaman in it and then eat him.  Cheesy

Now that I've done that, what do I do with the extra tea that I have left over?

dipping sauce

how much sauce would i need for a full bag of vegans?
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« Reply #876: May 04, 2011, 08:06:37 pm »

dipping sauce

how much sauce would i need for a full bag of vegans?

About a gallon should do it.

My vegans keep trying to escape their sack.  How do I prevent this?
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« Reply #877: May 04, 2011, 08:15:36 pm »

About a gallon should do it.

My vegans keep trying to escape their sack.  How do I prevent this?

Beat them with a heavy metal pipe.

I have a bunch of bludgeoned vegans.  Do you suppose it was Professor Plumb in the Ball Room with the Lead Pipe?
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« Reply #878: May 04, 2011, 08:44:34 pm »

Beat them with a heavy metal pipe.

I have a bunch of bludgeoned vegans.  Do you suppose it was Professor Plumb in the Ball Room with the Lead Pipe?

I'd say Col. Mustard in the Library with the wrench.

What should I do with this bloody wrench I inexplicably have that certainly was not used to bludgeon vegans?
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« Reply #879: May 04, 2011, 08:57:52 pm »

I'd say Col. Mustard in the Library with the wrench.

What should I do with this bloody wrench I inexplicably have that certainly was not used to bludgeon vegans?

Hide it in Miss Scarlett's purse.

So it was Miss Scarlett, then?
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« Reply #880: May 05, 2011, 10:27:16 am »

Hide it in Miss Scarlett's purse.

So it was Miss Scarlett, then?

(Slips the wrench into another purse)  No!  It was Mrs. Peacock.

Are you sure it wasn't Mrs. White?
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« Reply #881: May 05, 2011, 07:55:48 pm »

(Slips the wrench into another purse)  No!  It was Mrs. Peacock.

Are you sure it wasn't Mrs. White?

Mr. Boddy/Dr. Black wasn't feather dustered to death, so no.

How do you feather duster someone to death, anyway?
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« Reply #882: May 05, 2011, 08:05:31 pm »

Mr. Boddy/Dr. Black wasn't feather dustered to death, so no.

How do you feather duster someone to death, anyway?

As an exercise in patience and thoroughness.

What should I do to become more patient?
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« Reply #883: May 06, 2011, 08:20:05 am »

As an exercise in patience and thoroughness.

What should I do to become more patient?

Try to kill someone with a featherduster.

Q. They won't hold still!  Now what?
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« Reply #884: May 06, 2011, 08:24:19 am »

Try to kill someone with a featherduster.

Q. They won't hold still!  Now what?

Just shoot them already!

Why is it that this thread keeps coming back to murder/cannibalism/the undead?  Is this forum filled with THAT many psychopaths?
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