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« Reply #885: May 06, 2011, 08:26:39 am »

Just shoot them already!

Why is it that this thread keeps coming back to murder/cannibalism/the undead?  Is this forum filled with THAT many psychopaths?

If you have to ask - RUN LIKE HELL!

.... No one's actually running.  Do you think they'd already noticed?
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« Reply #886: May 06, 2011, 04:45:54 pm »

If you have to ask - RUN LIKE HELL!

.... No one's actually running.  Do you think they'd already noticed?

Oh, they noticed.

But then they realized that crazy is infectious.

Which leads one to wonder how crazy spreads?
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« Reply #887: May 07, 2011, 12:25:14 am »

Oh, they noticed.

But then they realized that crazy is infectious.

Which leads one to wonder how crazy spreads?

You get it from your kids and the elderly relatives that you take care of.

Now that I'm going crazy, is there anyone that I should take with me?
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« Reply #888: May 09, 2011, 12:47:03 pm »

You get it from your kids and the elderly relatives that you take care of.

Now that I'm going crazy, is there anyone that I should take with me?

A: I'll mail you a list of people.

Q: Does anyone else believe that a zombie apocalypse is truly the answer to world peace?
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« Reply #889: May 10, 2011, 06:13:15 am »

A: I'll mail you a list of people.

Q: Does anyone else believe that a zombie apocalypse is truly the answer to world peace?

A:  Either that or a massive plague of some other kind.

Q:  My neighbor keeps blocking my driveway.  How do I curse his house with plague?
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« Reply #890: May 10, 2011, 12:29:23 pm »

A:  Either that or a massive plague of some other kind.

Q:  My neighbor keeps blocking my driveway.  How do I curse his house with plague?

A: Sacrifice some zombies and paint the driveway with the blood.  When he steps in the blood he will transfer it over to his house where it will fester and eventually turn him into a zombie.

All of my neighbours are now zombies.  Was this a bad idea?
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« Reply #891: May 10, 2011, 12:53:26 pm »

A: Sacrifice some zombies and paint the driveway with the blood.  When he steps in the blood he will transfer it over to his house where it will fester and eventually turn him into a zombie.

All of my neighbours are now zombies.  Was this a bad idea?

Of course not!  You now have your own zombie army!

Who should I send my zombie army after first: the post office or the DMV?
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« Reply #892: May 10, 2011, 05:42:33 pm »

Of course not!  You now have your own zombie army!

Who should I send my zombie army after first: the post office or the DMV?

Why pick just one? Send them after both!

Now that the zombies have taken over both the post office and the DMV, what's next?
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« Reply #893: May 11, 2011, 12:41:09 am »

Why pick just one? Send them after both!

Now that the zombies have taken over both the post office and the DMV, what's next?

Put the zombies to work.  It's bound to be an improvement.

The post office and DMV are now staffed by the walking dead.  And while a customer's brain gets eaten every now and then, going to those establishments are not as time-consuming than before. How can we put zombies in more parts of society to make it more efficient?
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« Reply #894: June 17, 2011, 08:23:13 pm »

Put the zombies to work.  It's bound to be an improvement.

The post office and DMV are now staffed by the walking dead.  And while a customer's brain gets eaten every now and then, going to those establishments are not as time-consuming than before. How can we put zombies in more parts of society to make it more efficient?

Put them in political office. It's bound to make the government's collective IQ go up a few points.

Now that we have zombie politicians, can we really achieve world peace?
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« Reply #895: June 17, 2011, 09:26:53 pm »

Put them in political office. It's bound to make the government's collective IQ go up a few points.

Now that we have zombie politicians, can we really achieve world peace?

Why yes.

When will Cthulhu run for President?
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« Reply #896: June 18, 2011, 07:14:34 am »

Why yes.

When will Cthulhu run for President?

In 2012.

Is this the end of the world as we know it?
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« Reply #897: June 18, 2011, 07:45:14 am »

In 2012.

Is this the end of the world as we know it?

Well, I feel fine ....

Why are all the kiddies running from me?
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« Reply #898: June 18, 2011, 09:41:17 am »

Well, I feel fine ....

Why are all the kiddies running from me?

It's probably the tentacles.

Are tentacles the new 'in' in accessories?
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« Reply #899: June 18, 2011, 11:02:08 am »

It's probably the tentacles.

Are tentacles the new 'in' in accessories?

Yes.  Anyone who is anyone now has at least one tentacle.

Should I also get bat wings?
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