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Author Topic: Only my kid (funny stuff your kids do)  (Read 986 times)
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« Topic Start: May 25, 2011, 11:36:51 am »

Visualise, if you will, a middle school gym packed to the rafters with parents, bleachers on both sides, and a line of chairs accross both ends.  Floor is a mass of 4th and 5th grade string students.  The 1st year students have performed and 2 of the teachers are doing a cello duet.  The children have been cautioned to be quiet and put on their listening ears.

Suddenly there is a clunk on the 2nd year side, and a girl leans down to pick up her violin, then she holds it up about head level and peeks back at her parents sitting behind her in one of the chair lines.  All 15- 20 kids behind her look back as well, to see the reaction of her parents to the broken violin.

My husband nearly lost it laughing, just at the looks on their faces.  Only our 10 year old can break her violin during the concert before she's due to play.  The director borrowed another half size violin from a 1st year so she could play.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

every good guy in any of the Star Wars movies.


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