re·li·gion (rĭ-lĭj'ən) pronunciation
n.
1.
1. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.
2. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.
2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order.
3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.
4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.
Whaddaya know - I don't have one.
Unless ya stretch the second-last definition and I count myself as my own spiritual leader. I can do that, but I suspect whoever constructed the definition might have a problem with it.
Sunflower