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« Topic Start: July 31, 2008, 09:05:07 am »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

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« Reply #1: July 31, 2008, 10:30:14 am »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

Wow.  Wearing a kilt to a wedding has nothing on this!  Talk about ballsy.  I love it Grin
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« Reply #2: July 31, 2008, 11:07:08 am »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

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From the listing:

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I would imagine there will be a lot of pets that will be abandoned by Jesus the pet hater that will need to be cared for.


 Grin  Think he'll get much business?
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« Reply #3: July 31, 2008, 11:14:31 am »

Grin  Think he'll get much business?

I wouldn't doubt that there are people gullible to fall for this Wink
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« Reply #4: July 31, 2008, 11:20:14 am »

I wouldn't doubt that there are people gullible to fall for this Wink

Just think of it as an insurance policy.  make sure you are always in contact with the guy, so he knows where you are, so your pet can be fetched at the time of the rapture.  Question his as to alternate arrangements, should he be on a plane with a raptured pilot or some such, and go with the flow.
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I find you faith in humanity disturbing, as P.T. Barnum Said "There's one born every minute"
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« Reply #6: July 31, 2008, 11:32:12 am »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

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I sent this to an atheist friend of mine.  I think she will enjoy it.

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« Reply #7: July 31, 2008, 12:31:44 pm »

I find you faith in humanity disturbing, as P.T. Barnum Said "There's one born every minute"

Lately I've been finding myself quoting (can't recall who said it first): 
"50% of all people are below average".

It explains so much.
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« Reply #8: July 31, 2008, 12:49:31 pm »

I find you faith in humanity disturbing, as P.T. Barnum Said "There's one born every minute"

Huh Huh

What I said backed up Barnum's famous quote so my view of humanity is accurate Cheesy
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« Reply #9: July 31, 2008, 03:12:20 pm »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

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Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong desire to show this to my JW mother-in-law and find out her take on it?
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« Reply #10: July 31, 2008, 03:21:48 pm »


Lol, you know went back and reread the thing and apparently I missed a not in there. Soo ya, sorry about that.
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« Reply #11: July 31, 2008, 03:57:03 pm »

Lol, you know went back and reread the thing and apparently I missed a not in there. Soo ya, sorry about that.

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« Reply #12: July 31, 2008, 04:13:44 pm »

Wow.  Wearing a kilt to a wedding has nothing on this!  Talk about ballsy.  I love it Grin

My boyfriend wore his kilt to his graduation, AND to him mom's wedding  Tongue
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« Reply #13: August 01, 2008, 07:41:35 pm »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

This so tears it...my morals are keeping from a lucrative career as a huckster.  <shakes fist at life-ruining morals>

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« Reply #14: August 02, 2008, 12:22:13 am »

Someone in Kansas City offers to care for Christians' pets after the rapture takes them to heaven:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

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