French fries?
French fries?!? You horrible person, you're trying to turn her into a Potato Goddess!!!

Hey, She ask for them. I didn't believe it at first. I mean,
french fries, right? But She was adamant. She also wanted ice cream again tonight. No chocolate sauce this time, though.
And She didn't seem too thrilled with the cream of wheat the other night. Even though it had brown sugar and maple syrup in it.