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::crackle:: "Welcome to McWicca may I help you?" ::crackle::

"Yeah, hi, my name is Raven Ravensong and I would like to be a Witch please?"

::crackle:: "Would like to try the Coven Combo?" ::crackle::

"Sure, and can I get a First Degree initiation on that?"

::crackle:: "Yes, and for two dollars more you can Buckland-size it." ::crackle::

"Okay, lets do that."

::crackle:: "Thank you for your order, drive through please." ::crackle::

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